Cartoon Crazies Pillows

Mary had a little spam

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Recalculating route..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Penguin

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'Grrrr....'