Cartoon Junkie Pillows

Angry golfer with gun

'He's such a fake! Even his dandruff is plastic.'

British savings accounts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'