Cartoon Junkie Gifts

Angry golfer with gun

The Return of the Psychic Diner

I understand you've been feeling ignored lately – You just need to get out there and mingle.

'He's such a fake! Even his dandruff is plastic.'

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

British savings accounts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

Torturing the English Language

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Cariactures

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella