Cartoon Crazies Gifts

Mary had a little spam

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The Pink Bantha

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Recalculating route..."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

The Family Joules: Part 6

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Penguin

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?