Crazy For Canines Gifts

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I'm working from home today."

Dog in love

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"How many is too many?"

"I miscounted."

'Now I really am sick.'

'We know you have a cat...'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

What dogs want for Christmas.

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'I still cough them up. They're just bald.'

When Dachshunds dream.

Hounds of Heck!

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

"You know, people only watch these things for the wrecks."

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

"Rufus, here, is the center of our life."

"You wanna take this o-u-t-s-i-d-e?"

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

"Don’t even think about it!"

'I got tired of tussling with him in the bathtub.'

"Hmm, let's see. We just want something light. Not too filling."

"And to think 'roll over' used to be a big deal."