Crazy For Kitties Gifts

'Now I really am sick.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat Show

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We know you have a cat.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Okay, you have my attention."

Ginger cats.

"Let's swap some cats today."

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Living with a cataholic.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

Two cats are high off catnip.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"How many is too many?"

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."