Crazy About Kitties Gifts

"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"

Easter Cat Nap

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Show

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We know you have a cat.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Boss

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Let's swap some cats today."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'Now I really am sick.'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Kate's Cat Kennel

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Kitten Futures

Meow, Meow, Yeow!

"Meowzers!"

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

When cats bring gifts.

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”