Crazy About Kitties T-Shirts

"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"

Easter Cat Nap

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We know you have a cat.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Cat Boss

"Let's swap some cats today."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

'Now I really am sick.'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Kitten Futures

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

When cats bring gifts.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'