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'Now I really am sick.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman escapes with cats.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We know you have a cat.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Ginger cats.

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Okay, you have my attention."

"Let's swap some cats today."

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Living with a cataholic.

Two cats are high off catnip.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"How many is too many?"

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."