Crazy For Canines Pillows

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I'm working from home today."

Dog in love

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"How many is too many?"

"I miscounted."

'Now I really am sick.'

'We know you have a cat...'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"New tricks CD Rom"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

'I still cough them up. They're just bald.'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

When Dachshunds dream.

Hounds of Heck!

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

"You know, people only watch these things for the wrecks."

"Rufus, here, is the center of our life."

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

"Don’t even think about it!"

'I got tired of tussling with him in the bathtub.'

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

"You wanna take this o-u-t-s-i-d-e?"

"And to think 'roll over' used to be a big deal."

'Mom loves cats of all sizes. Wait until you meet tigger.'