Crafty Cellar Dweller Gifts

"Made with pride in our basement."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

Opening the Barrel

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Infographics: the early years.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"Space is not for pussies!"

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'How's your new fish?'

"Schrödinger's other cat"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Repossessed Properties.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

For Sale Not for sale.

Glad we moved out of the City