Crafty Cellar Dweller Pillows

"Made with pride in our basement."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

Opening the Barrel

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'How's your new fish?'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Repossessed Properties.

Early origins of 'lowbrow'.

Glad we moved out of the City

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

For Sale Not for sale.

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar