Baby Cellar Enthusiast Pillows

'You have an impressive cellar.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'So this is goodbye then!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Bouncing baby

Preparing for a new arrival

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

Newborn making the V-sign

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