Cellar Organizing Pillows

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Cookery Lesson.

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Tupperware Wolf

Tin Opening

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

The Complete Cycle.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Sandwich filing.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

Library DIY Section

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

Heartache in the refridgerator.

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

Food Waste

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

"Oh, he has to lick the dishes clean before putting them away—he's terrible at loading the dishwasher."