Cellar Organizing Gifts

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Cookery Lesson.

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

The Complete Cycle.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Tin Opening

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

Tupperware Wolf

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Sandwich filing.

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

Heartache in the refridgerator.

Library DIY Section

"Oh, he has to lick the dishes clean before putting them away—he's terrible at loading the dishwasher."

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

Food Waste