Cellar Dweller Gifts

Opening the Barrel

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

Wine: New & Old!!!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Gen-Next Library

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Author does not do tricks."

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Wifi whore

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.