Cellar Craftsman Gifts

Counting ribs

The Vineyard

"Lovely dovetail."

I love embroidery

Waiting for retirement.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Bad Interview Technique

Education and Apprenticeships

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Luthier

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Raw Piano Bar

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Pinochio's Computer

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.