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"Hagadorn here is our boots on the ground in accounting."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Cowboy

'Just a trim for me thanks.'