Cowboy Boot Aficionado Gifts

"Hagadorn here is our boots on the ground in accounting."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Western Outfitters.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

Nannies Of The Old West

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'