Cow Joker Pillows

Just another day at Helium Farm

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

We come in pieces!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Snowman carrot substitute.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'Your barn door's open.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

YAAY! Slam dump!

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

The herd of hearing.

'You sure picked a great place to have kittens.'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.