Cow Joker Gifts

Just another day at Helium Farm

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"They’re real."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Pull the udder one

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

We come in pieces!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Snowman carrot substitute.

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'Your barn door's open.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'Oh, shut up!'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

YAAY! Slam dump!

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

The herd of hearing.

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.