Cow Conversations Pillows

They're short of staff!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"They’re real."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

We come in pieces!

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Snowman carrot substitute.

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Your barn door's open.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

The herd of hearing.