Cow Conversations Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the charm and wit of cow conversations? Our collection features clever and amusing items inspired by bovine banter, perfect for creative minds and cow lovers alike. From home decor to wearable art, find the ideal piece to celebrate farmyard fun or to surprise someone with a playful sense of humor.

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They're short of staff!

from $19.00

'It's not easy being green on grass!' mockup

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

from $19.00

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!' mockup

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

from $19.00

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.' mockup

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

from $19.00

"They’re real."

from $19.00

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone). mockup

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

from $19.00

Pull the udder one

from $19.00

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts." mockup

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

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"At least you don’t need a wetsuit." mockup

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

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'He's the best bull I've ever had.' mockup

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

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We come in pieces!

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"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"You're wondering why I've called you here." mockup

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

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'Mama! Aliens.'

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"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder." mockup

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

from $19.00

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often! mockup

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

from $19.00

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game." mockup

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

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'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!' mockup

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

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'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...' mockup

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

from $19.00

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity' mockup

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

from $19.00

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking." mockup

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

from $19.00

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn." mockup

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

from $19.00

Snowman carrot substitute.

from $19.00

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune. mockup

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

from $19.00

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally. mockup

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

from $19.00

'A lot of my stories involve milk.' mockup

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

from $19.00

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

from $19.00

'Your barn door's open.'

from $19.00

Therapy for the cow dependent

from $19.00

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!" mockup

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

from $19.00

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?' mockup

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

from $19.00

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know." mockup

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

from $19.00

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?' mockup

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

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The herd of hearing.

from $19.00

Cow Conversations Gifts Collection

Cow Conversations Mugs

Love our cow conversations mugs? Explore our full range of products that celebrate farmyard humor and bovine wit, perfect for gifting or personal use.

Cow Conversations Pillows

Bring humor and comfort together with our cow conversation pillows. Check out the full selection of witty and whimsical home accessories.

Cow Conversations Prints

Transform your walls with our cow conversation prints. Discover more humorous and charming art pieces that showcase bovine wit with style.

Cow Conversations T-Shirts

Enjoy bovine banter on your wardrobe with our cow-themed t-shirts. Browse the collection for more funny and creative designs that suit any casual occasion.