Cow Conversations Mugs

They're short of staff!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

We come in pieces!

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Snowman carrot substitute.

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Your barn door's open.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Oh, shut up!'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"