Cow Conversationalists Pillows

Cow's Speech Bubbles.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Bubble Gum Farms.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"They’re real."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

We come in pieces!

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

If dogs were psychiatrists.