Animal Conversations Pillows

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I have no thumbs."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"I've tried teaching them our language but they're obviously not very smart."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."