Animal Conversations Pillows

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I have no thumbs."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

"I've tried teaching them our language but they're obviously not very smart."

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'