Talking To Animals Pillows

I talk to cats - "What have you been doing?" "Acting Mad."

"Right, I'm going to teach you to speak."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I have no thumbs."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.