Covert Operation Planner Gifts

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Hiding the electronics.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

A Vegetable Plot...

'Took me all night to write that message.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

'Have you lost the plot?'