Covert Plotter Gifts

Searching for a gift that honors your covert plotter’s knack for sneaky schemes? Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtfully designed items that capture their secretive, imaginative spirit. Whether they’re plotting their next big idea or just love a bit of mischief, our unique products add a fun touch to their creative pursuits. From clever mugs to witty prints, find something that celebrates their covert talents with a dash of humor.

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CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!' mockup

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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Hiding the electronics.

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent). mockup

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

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"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone." mockup

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

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"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'." mockup

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

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CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

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'Is there a fireman in the house?' mockup

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

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"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!" mockup

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

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Christmas escape plan

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Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note. mockup

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

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"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?" mockup

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

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'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.' mockup

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

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'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?' mockup

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

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A Vegetable Plot...

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All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters mockup

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

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'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.' mockup

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

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'Of course I wasn't followed!'

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I'm not avoiding you!

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"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back." mockup

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

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'I just can't figure it out.'

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'Spinach: The Prequel'

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"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective." mockup

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

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'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.' mockup

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

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"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting." mockup

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

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'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.' mockup

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

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'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.' mockup

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

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"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect." mockup

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

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'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.' mockup

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'

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Covert Plotter Gifts Collection

Covert Plotter Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs for covert plotters—perfect for starting their day with a secretive smile.

Covert Plotter Pillows

Discover our clever pillows that add mystery and humor to their living space, perfect for any clandestine creative.

Covert Plotter Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate secretive genius with style and humor—great for sprucing up their favorite space.

Covert Plotter T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for cunning minds and secret schemers—ideal for everyday cleverness.