Coup Plotter Gifts

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"It's a setup."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Oceanographer

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Christmas escape plan

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

A Vegetable Plot...

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

"I want to write what I know, but all In know is writing workshops."

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'I just can't figure it out.'

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

'Hold it! He's been overthrown.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

I'm not avoiding you!

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?