Puzzle Plotter Gifts

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

M16 Code-breakers office

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"

'Please join us.'

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

Iceberg in a Bottle

I'm not avoiding you!

'Spinach: The Prequel'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 13

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

'Choosing between the two of you has not been easy...'

Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?

Puzzle editor with a maze to his desk.

'Have you lost the plot?'

Ace dot-to-dot publishing co.