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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

M16 Code-breakers office

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

'Please join us.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

I'm not avoiding you!

'Spinach: The Prequel'

Iceberg in a Bottle

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?

Puzzle editor with a maze to his desk.

'Have you lost the plot?'

Ace dot-to-dot publishing co.

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'