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"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

Oceanographer

Christmas escape plan

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

'I just can't figure it out.'

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

I'm not avoiding you!

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

'Frankly, your investment portfolio dropping 42 isn't quite the mystery plot we're looking for.'

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

I have an idea for a new internet startup. What is it? I can't tell you. Someone may overhear. It's such a good idea, someone's bound to steal it if I tell even a single soul You're supposed to beg to hear it. You're not begging. You had your chance.

Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?

Alright, you can take me out tonight. Now get off my skis!

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

'I think Tom sometimes regrets giving up on his theatrical career.'

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'