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Oceanographer

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"Pie chart"

Information vs. confusion

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

Bar chart

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"...and it was at this point that I invested in a straightedge."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

PODs Venn Diagram