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"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'Is this a piece of artwork or one of our charts?'

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"...and it was at this point that I invested in a straightedge."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

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'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

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'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"Pie chart"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Information vs. confusion

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'OK, OK, I get it!! We'll drop bar charts and start using pie charts!'

'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

Age-salary ratio

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"