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'In some states, this would be a felony.'

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

'...All profits are local.'

The bucks stop here.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Piggy bank...cash cow.

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

Oceanographer

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'Of course, this plan requires that you all work for free.'

"We thought we'd put in the details later."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'We haven't posted a profit in 15 years. I suggest we re-think our concept.'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'These were from my early 'Corporate Period'.'

'It was gravity after this point.'

Success is buying your experience cheap . . . and selling at a profit.

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."