Profit Plotter Mugs

'In some states, this would be a felony.'

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

ACME Balloon Company.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

The bucks stop here.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'...All profits are local.'

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Oceanographer

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'Of course, this plan requires that you all work for free.'

"We thought we'd put in the details later."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

'We haven't posted a profit in 15 years. I suggest we re-think our concept.'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'It was gravity after this point.'

'These were from my early 'Corporate Period'.'

"We've pretty much maxed out our operating efficiencies. How about a bake sale?"

'Unfortunately, that's for his personal business.'

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."