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'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Christmas escape plan

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

School Trip To The Beach

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

'Spinach: The Prequel'

Acme Crazy Straws

I'm not avoiding you!

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

"Hold on. Hey, Smiley! Ooh sorry...I can't! I'm heading out to play soccer with Cruz!"

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'