Playful Plotter Pillows

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Christmas escape plan

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

Acme Crazy Straws

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

I'm not avoiding you!

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'