Mischievous Plotter Pillows

Lawn service conspiracy.

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Pants Uglifier!

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

Children playing in a library

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Pandora's cat.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

Watch for Children.

A Vegetable Plot...

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"I'm just messing with you."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'You and your shortcuts.'