Mischievous Bee Pillows

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Meowlzebub

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

How to avoid a heart attack.

Killing Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

HisssssHerssss....

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Watch for Children.

"I'm just messing with you."

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'You'll pay for this.'