Mischievous Bee Pillows

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Meowlzebub

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

Children playing in a library

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

HisssssHerssss....

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Watch for Children.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

"I'm just messing with you."

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'You'll pay for this.'