Mischievous Plotter Prints

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Children playing in a library

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

A Vegetable Plot...

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"I'm just messing with you."

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

Watch for Children.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'You and your shortcuts.'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."