Strategic Plotter Gifts

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

A Vegetable Plot...

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

I'm not avoiding you!

'I'm just drawing up business.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

'Frankly, your investment portfolio dropping 42 isn't quite the mystery plot we're looking for.'

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

S.A.S. Plan of Attack

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?

'Have you lost the plot?'

'In some states, this would be a felony.'

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."