Strategy Plotter Gifts

Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"We need to eliminate the middleman."

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.'

"Do you call this a business plan?"

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.'

And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Iraq and the road ahead...

"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"

"Always be prepared."

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

"Just take the free kick, and stop wasting time."

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.