Coup Plotter Pillows

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"It's a setup."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Oceanographer

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

Christmas escape plan

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

A Vegetable Plot...

"I want to write what I know, but all In know is writing workshops."

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

I'm not avoiding you!

'I just can't figure it out.'

'Hold it! He's been overthrown.'

I have an idea for a new internet startup. What is it? I can't tell you. Someone may overhear. It's such a good idea, someone's bound to steal it if I tell even a single soul You're supposed to beg to hear it. You're not begging. You had your chance.

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

Lawn service conspiracy.