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CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Hiding the electronics.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Christmas escape plan

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

A Vegetable Plot...

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

I'm not avoiding you!

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

'I just can't figure it out.'

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'