Cousins Who Just Had A Baby Gifts

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

Cry babies.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

TAP TAP TAP TAP

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Several generations live together in Cuba

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Non-Denominational Carols

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Graph Your Relatives!

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Children's Party

Family members!

The Family Joules: Part 22

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

New arrival

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"