Cousins Who Just Had A Baby Pillows

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

Cry babies.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

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'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Several generations live together in Cuba

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Non-Denominational Carols

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Graph Your Relatives!

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Children's Party

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Family members!

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

New arrival

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Gulliver's other travels.

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'