Sister Who Just Had A Baby Gifts

Moms gone wild

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Technology is for babies!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Untidy bedroom

'No provision for day care, eh?'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

'Don't you think that this is more fun than using a breast pump?'

"There's even an app for being a mother!"

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

"I love being on the mommy track."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Goal!"

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

'Inverted nipple? It's probably just incredibly shy.'

Who Needs a Power Shower,

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"