"Ok, if I make this one, you have to stop hitting on my wife."
Court Diplomat Gifts
Looking for a gift for your court diplomat? Our curated collection combines humor with sophistication, ideal for professionals navigating the world of diplomacy. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, find something that honors their skill in negotiation and diplomatic charm. These bespoke items bring a touch of wit to their daily routine, making every coffee break or casual outfit a little more charming. Perfect for those with a keen interest in diplomatic affairs or working in diplomatic circles, our products are designed to be both clever and meaningful.
'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'
Schengen
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Nation-building never works."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Flags
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
Pretty Flowers
"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"I need to see your budget proposal."
Neo-International Law
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
"Away with the warmonger!"
"National security adviser"
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."
Inclusive speech
"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'
Israel/Palestine Conflict
Court Diplomat Gifts Collection
Court Diplomat Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for diplomats and diplomacy enthusiasts—perfect for adding a dash of wit to their daily routine.
Court Diplomat Pillows
Find cozy, humorous pillows perfect for diplomats or diplomacy fans to add personality and comfort to their space.
Court Diplomat Prints
Browse our stylish prints featuring diplomatic themes—great for decorating offices or homes of those involved in international affairs.
Court Diplomat T-Shirts
Check out our witty diplomatic t-shirts—ideal for diplomats, embassy staff, or anyone passionate about international relations and clever humor.